Entry: hans christian redux Tuesday, September 30, 2008

so i just saw this lame storybook thing on teevee about the ugly duckling and i thought: i'm not gonna read that shit to my kids!

i'm going to tell them the story of the hairy four legged duckling that got mercilessly teased by its peers, but then grew up into a wolf and ate all those bitches up, before savagely mauling its mentally retarded cub-napping parents to death.

yeah, i'm bored.


February 16, 2009   01:41 AM PST
Feel stalked. You intrigue my mind...
October 2, 2008   01:49 PM PDT
What if the duckling never grew up to be beautiful? Is that a sad ending?

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